Greg Landers/Contacts

• Owen Blanchard: Like a big older brother that spends time dressed dressed up in tights grabbing other sweaty guys. Cool, even if he won't let me take drugs.
• Barry: Owen's brother and a really cool guy who also spends time in tights grabbing other sweaty guys.
• Mason: Captain Cockblock. Needs to get laid, or get the stick out of his ass. Or both. Still, good in a pinch. Wonder if he can swim, though...
• John Sloan: Known John for a long time, he's a good friend even if he's way too serious about work sometimes.
• Gidget: Who doesn't love having their own pocket sized pal? We'll get something productive done... some day.
• Christine: Another really good friend I've known for a while. She used to look at me funny. Now she just nods a lot.
• Raffaella: It was fun while it lasted.
• Mimi: Besties for life! Tried not to pee on your head. Just couldn't help it.
• Vigdis: Sorry about your uh.. face and maybe someone can turn out the lights, right?
• Lascha: You're hot, but the way you act is... shocking. Ha ha, see what I did there?