Quantum Diagnostic Multitool (DO NOT CALL IT A TRICORDER!)
Organic Phenomenon Encephalitic Entangler (So-called "psi-amp")
Dark Energy/Matter Interface Manifold For Manipulation, Alteration and Creation (DIM-MAC) visor. DO NOT CALL THEM ETHERGOGGLES, or so help me, I will throw my coffee in your face!
DIM-MAC gloves