Damien (old)/Stereotypes

Emo: Emos Suck! They're vile, self hating obsessed assholes! Some ignorant people don't know the difference between goth and emo, so I'll spell it out for them: we believe the world is totally fucked up. But an emo believes /they/ are totally fucked up. Emo's are more prone to suicide, but goths are more likely to be depressed that so many people commit suicide. tl;dr: Emos suck my goth nuts.

Vampires: Okay. Let's make a clear distinction here. There are some among us, who believe they are Vampires. They spell it 'V-a-m-p-i-r-e'. They are posers. No matter what they tell you or show you, they are not undead, they are not accursed. They are just wanna be lame poser conformists looking to get laid or make a quick buck.

Only I, Damien, Lord of Darkness and Sin and Evil and Corruption, have been kissed by Lilith. Only mine lips have touched hers, and forevermore I am cursed to the darkness of the grave. These beings are liars, liars, and I will write poetry about how angry I am with them for daring to copy me and my despair.

Mages: The only magic is what the Dark Maiden Lilith used to create me, her only childe, whom she loves. These other Mages? Conformist posers.