"They think they're the apex predators. They have no idea."
"Dad's side of the family. Good people, if a little pushy. Entirely too focused on knocking me up."
"I've seen a lot of weird shit. Never seen one. Probably just psychics passing off what they can do."
"If they exist, I've probably made some. Make more before I'm finished."
"Mom's side of the family. I admit, I love being near them. Seeing them. One of life's few joys."
"If I ever see a "ghost hunter", I'm going to fuck with him just out of principle." "Do that. Maybe I'll get lucky and they'll decide to call an exorcist."
"I met one. On THIS side. He said he was an angel. But he didn't help me." "And they never will. Believing in God didn't get you to heaven, did it?"
"I used to think it was nothing special. I'd give anything to be one again." "You don't know how good you have it. Maybe I'll show your sister how nice it is."
