Never seen it. Yes, I realize this makes me worse than Hitler.
Politics
Who even gives a fuck? I don't. I give zero fucks.
The Fate of Humanity
Completely and utterly SCREWED.
Mushrooms
I'd rather starve to death.
Right and Wrong
Moral concepts are an illusion. A fabrication. Pass.
Meat is Murder
And...? What? What's so bad about murder? Besides, animals are delicious.
Illiteracy
Execute anyone above the age of ten who spells a word wrong or uses incorrect grammar. Problem solved.
Solution to US Gun Violence
The Second Amendment doesn't say anything about a right to bear BULLETS...
Jerry Seinfeld
Not funny.
Chrono Jigga
You know what would be even better than the soundtrack of Chrono Trigger combined with Jay-Z? The soundtrack of Chrono Trigger NOT combined with Jay-Z.
