Shelby/Introduction

OOC NEWS I'm very sorry for the unexpected absence. My (now) ex's dog chewed through my laptop power cord. I miss you guys though! And as I'm struggling to find a way to connect through my phone, it might be a while till I get back. Other irl issues haven't hurried along the fix, but hopefully within the month ill be up an running again. Till then, take care CoH!

Ladies, Gents! Find a seat. Stick around! You'll find the doors have been locked, the windows barred. This is only for your own good. Now, in a moment we'll have our stewards come around and ask for your straight-jacket sizes, if you know it. If not, they'll be happy to assist you in finding out yours. Now once everyone's in the appropriate attire, we can begin!

"Now, Patient 357. Shelby, is it? You know why you're in here?"

"Fuck You."

"Ah. You're obviously aware of your anger issues, Miss McCallister. I hope you find your bindings comfortable? Now, pending this evaluation and your release...Pending...You realise you stand charged with multiple criminal offenses?"

"Y'ain't caught me doin' shit."

"Oh That is where you're wrong, dear. Five counts of Arson-"

"Five? I only set one-"

"Let me finish, miss. Yes, five. Four counts of indecent exposure."

"Heheh."

"Two counts of resisting arrest."

"Ya fuckin' caught me the second time, that one shouldn't count."

"Please Miss, let me finish. One count of public drunkenness-" "I wasn't That drunk!" "And assault and battery on a police officer."

"...He hit me first."