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'''The Greatest of Sweet Things - (Friends and Family)''' | '''The Greatest of Sweet Things - (Friends and Family)''' | ||
| − | * '''Altoids / Azoth''' - | + | * '''Altoids / Azoth''' - Everybody loves a free breath mint. It's when you keep offering them that senses get overwhelmed. Sometimes just shut that tin box of yours. |
| − | * '''Atomic Fireball / Adam''' - | + | * '''Atomic Fireball / Adam''' - I can taste your rage burning like a cinnamon fire in my mouth. It's tasty. But maybe learn to kick it down a notch so others can tolerate you. |
| − | * '''Big League Chew / Barksdale''' - | + | * '''Big League Chew / Barksdale''' - Gum, it's reliable and consistent, just don't step on it or get it in your hair. Sadly, gum is often expendable or has a short shelf life. |
| − | * '''Everlasting Gobstopper / Estrella''' - Small and indestructible | + | * '''Everlasting Gobstopper / Estrella''' - Small and indestructible. Looks can be deceiving. Don't chew it, lick it instead. |
| − | * '''Hot Tamales / Hamish''' - No matter how | + | * '''Hot Tamales / Hamish''' - No matter how much you stuff into your mouth, you can never be satisfied with the taste of knowledge alone. Feed me more. |
| − | * '''Klondike | + | * '''Klondike Bar / Kurt''' - Pretty packaging. An obnoxiously cold center. Not always worth the calories even if it looks delicious. |
| − | * '''Lindt | + | * '''Lindt Truffles / Lorcan''' - The cocaine of candies. We get it, your very refined - but expensive as hell. I can't really afford you. |
| − | * '''Pixy Stix / Pax''' - 100 Percent Pure Sugar. Zero Percent Substance. Still addicted. | + | * '''Pixy Stix / Pax''' - 100 Percent Pure Sugar. Zero Percent Substance. Easy to obtain, hard to let go. Still addicted all the way. |
| − | * '''Runts / Russ''' - | + | * '''Runts / Russ''' - |
| − | * '''Snickers / Shane''' - | + | * '''Snickers / Shane''' - Affordable, conveniently placed and contains all the necessary ingrediants for a good time. It's hard to fuck up a classic. |
| − | * '''Twix / Thomas''' - A delicious combo of two souls stuffed | + | * '''Twix / Thomas''' - A delicious combo of two souls stuffed into one wrapper. I just want to unwrap you and see what knowledge is buried deep inside. |
| − | * '''Whoppers / Wesley''' - | + | * '''Whoppers / Wesley''' - A movie theater staple. When life is an action movie, bring a box of these along. A flavor that hits like a truck from scene to scene. |
| − | * '''Zagnut / Zora''' - Popular in war- | + | * '''Zagnut / Zora''' - Popular in war-zone areas because it has no chocolate or soft filling's to melt in the heat of combat. Made tough with peanut brittle. |
Revision as of 00:08, 6 October 2018
The Greatest of Sweet Things - (Friends and Family)
- Altoids / Azoth - Everybody loves a free breath mint. It's when you keep offering them that senses get overwhelmed. Sometimes just shut that tin box of yours.
- Atomic Fireball / Adam - I can taste your rage burning like a cinnamon fire in my mouth. It's tasty. But maybe learn to kick it down a notch so others can tolerate you.
- Big League Chew / Barksdale - Gum, it's reliable and consistent, just don't step on it or get it in your hair. Sadly, gum is often expendable or has a short shelf life.
- Everlasting Gobstopper / Estrella - Small and indestructible. Looks can be deceiving. Don't chew it, lick it instead.
- Hot Tamales / Hamish - No matter how much you stuff into your mouth, you can never be satisfied with the taste of knowledge alone. Feed me more.
- Klondike Bar / Kurt - Pretty packaging. An obnoxiously cold center. Not always worth the calories even if it looks delicious.
- Lindt Truffles / Lorcan - The cocaine of candies. We get it, your very refined - but expensive as hell. I can't really afford you.
- Pixy Stix / Pax - 100 Percent Pure Sugar. Zero Percent Substance. Easy to obtain, hard to let go. Still addicted all the way.
- Runts / Russ -
- Snickers / Shane - Affordable, conveniently placed and contains all the necessary ingrediants for a good time. It's hard to fuck up a classic.
- Twix / Thomas - A delicious combo of two souls stuffed into one wrapper. I just want to unwrap you and see what knowledge is buried deep inside.
- Whoppers / Wesley - A movie theater staple. When life is an action movie, bring a box of these along. A flavor that hits like a truck from scene to scene.
- Zagnut / Zora - Popular in war-zone areas because it has no chocolate or soft filling's to melt in the heat of combat. Made tough with peanut brittle.
