2020.11.6:Girltalk

Summary: Neonates and BFFs for Unlife, Hannah Coventree and Colombe de Berenger review a recent experience via text

<Phone> (Text from Hannah) btw i haven't seen u smile that much at someone, not even me, ever

<Phone> (Text from Hannah) <blush-smile emoji> teehee

<Phone> (Text to Hannah) Can you blame me. <<fire emoji>>

<Phone> (Text from Hannah) no, he is super hot. i think his arms played the part of groot in guardians of the galaxy

<Phone> (Text to Hannah) Maybe he has sworn to keep himself pure. <<volcano emoji>> <<crying emoji>>

<Phone> (Text from Hannah) girl he is a rose, i guarantee he has shagged his way thru more bodies than uv even eaten

<Phone> (Text from Hannah) no slut shaming

<Phone> (Text to Hannah) He seems rather disinterested. Perhaps it is for the best.

<Phone> (Text from Hannah) ya, who else do i know that plays aloof...

<Phone> (Text to Hannah) I'm pretty sure his last request was that we should quench our thirst by going clubbing. Sorry to drag you into that, BTW.

<Phone> (Text from Hannah) u can't say u dragged me into it when i am the one that brought it up >:)

<Phone> (Text from Hannah) keep ur heart guarded, but see where it goes. u deserve some fun

<Phone> (Text to Hannah) <<heart emoji>> I will enjoy his company, either way, of that I am sure.

<Phone> (Text from Hannah) ya u will, sluuuut <<heart emoji>> <<fingers-crossed emoji>>

<Phone> (Text to Hannah) To think my honour is guarded only by another's indifference. What have I become. <<coffin emoji>>

<Phone> (Text from Hannah) ....are you a v?

<Phone> (Text from Hannah) (irgin)

<Phone> (Text to Hannah) <<laughing emoji>><<laughing emoji>>

<Phone> (Text to Hannah) Before my change, I was free to pursue relationships at my leisure. Now I am simply restricted from casual hookups.

<Phone> (Text from Hannah) word

<Phone> (Text to Hannah) Why, are you a V? <<winking emoji>>

<Phone> (Text from Hannah) dar took my v card with him when he left. gr8 choices all abound.

<Phone> (Text from Hannah) we did that, and talked about being exclusive and public...then two days later his sire called him out of the country. hmmm...

<Phone> (Text from Hannah) in short, i m the world's dumbest b that ever lived

<Phone> (Text to Hannah) <<blood drop emoji>> I knew he was a treacherous wretch. Contemptible swine that so casually denounced his allegience and then as easily turns back. It is good he has left, I would have found a way to bring him to justice in princely fashion.

<Phone> (Text from Hannah) who needs a bf when i have u to talk dirty like that?

<Phone> (Text to Hannah) Let me help you connect with your beast, Hannah. I am literally a qualified instructor now.

<Phone> (Text from Hannah) id love that :)