Difference between revisions of "Jessica Tyler/Stereotypes"

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Pokémon
	"To catch them is my real test; to train them is my cause."
	"I will travel across the land, searching far and wide / teach Pokémon to understand the power that's inside..."
	"Pika pika!"
	"Magikarp used Splash... but nothing happened."

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	"I'm sure there has to be a scientific explanation. Right?"
	"Magic isn't real, everyone knows that. This is the twentyfirst century! Also, there's no 'k' in it."
	"Technology that advanced must be pretty expensive. I'll never afford that stuff on my salary."
	"It makes me sad to think about how much suffering religion has caused. The crusades, the inquisition, innocent women getting burned as 'witches', all because of some imaginary 'deity'. When are we as a species going to learn to live without such outdated notions and just be kind to one another?"
	"Oh come on. Now that's just silly. There's no such thing as fairies."
	"Ghosts stories can be fun, but that's all they are. Stories. There aren't really any ghosts."

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-! nowrap colspan="2" | <font color=black style="font-size: 15pt; text-shadow: 5px 5px 8px gray;">'''Bio-Spiritual Constructs'''</font>
+! nowrap colspan="2" | <font color=black style="font-size: 15pt; text-shadow: 5px 5px 8px gray;">'''Pokémon'''</font>
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 | nowrap style="text-align: center; vertical-align: top;" | [[File:GlyphGarou.png|60px|alt=Garou|Threat level: moderate, trending downwards. Monitor closely.]]
-| "They seem kind of scary. I wonder if we can be friends? Puppies are kind of cute..."
+| "To catch them is my real test; to train them is my cause."
 |-
 | nowrap style="text-align: center; vertical-align: top;" | [[File:FeraCorax.png|60px|alt=Corax|Data gathering capacity judged potential asset. Evaluate for potential recruitment.]]
-| "I wish I could fly. I'd save so much money on bus fare!"
+| "I will travel across the land, searching far and wide / teach Pokémon to understand the power that's inside..."
 |-
 | nowrap style="text-align: center; vertical-align: top;" | [[File:FeraRatkin.png|60px|alt=Ratkin|Potential threat to operational security. Avoid.]]
-| "Ewww! Dirty!"
+| "Pika pika!"
 |-
 | nowrap style="text-align: center; vertical-align: top;" | [[File:FeraRokea.png|60px|alt=Rokea|Fish. Irrelevant. Disregard.]]
-| "I'm not going in the ocean anytime soon. I'm not a very good swimmer."
+| "Magikarp used Splash... but nothing happened."
 |-
 |}