Difference between revisions of "Eugenia/Stereotypes"
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| − | | "You can be the biggest dogs in the room. Just give me a pillow and let me | + | | "You can be the biggest dogs in the room. Just give me a pillow and let me be." |
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| − | | "I | + | | "I don't care if you want to be the greatest intellectual the world over. Live your dream. Just leave me and my couch out of it...Pass the blanket." |
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| − | | "That's us, right? Paisley was always on about the grand old line of leaders, but I'm just happy I can make it night at will." | + | | "That's us, right? Paisley was always on about the grand old line of leaders, but I'm just happy I can make it night at will. Naps at will." |
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| − | | "Dark Age couch went out of style over a thousand years ago. No, I'm not going to use your moldy pillow." | + | | "Dark Age couch went out of style over a thousand years ago. No, I'm not going to use your moldy pillow. Also, that's a cushion. They're totally different." |
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| nowrap style="text-align: center; vertical-align: top;" | [[File:Ventrue.png|40px|alt=Ventrue|Ventrue]] | | nowrap style="text-align: center; vertical-align: top;" | [[File:Ventrue.png|40px|alt=Ventrue|Ventrue]] | ||
| "Is that a ''gold'' couch? And ''silk'' pillows? You are the best!" | | "Is that a ''gold'' couch? And ''silk'' pillows? You are the best!" | ||
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Revision as of 18:47, 16 September 2020
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"Same shit, different day. Now, Where's my couch?" | |
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"Look, I just wanted some peace and quiet. They were always worrying about who was gonna get shanked next. It was too much pressure for me and my couch." | |
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"The Camarilla might not be the shining pillar of justice it wants to be, but at least if I bow to a few people they'll leave me and my couch in relative quiet." | |
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"I'm all for the nomad lifestyle, but at some point I prefer that my couch not get stolen." | |
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"You can be the biggest dogs in the room. Just give me a pillow and let me be." | |
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"I don't care if you want to be the greatest intellectual the world over. Live your dream. Just leave me and my couch out of it...Pass the blanket." | |
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"Yeah, I met one of these guys in Ireland. Made a balloon dog out of flesh. Never again." | |
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"That's us, right? Paisley was always on about the grand old line of leaders, but I'm just happy I can make it night at will. Naps at will." | |
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"I love you. You don't interrupt me or my couch." | |
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"#2 on the best clan list. Gargoyles will literally make the least amount of noise even if they stand right next to me and my couch. They're the best." | |
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"They're always trying to sell me something, even when I'm just trying to pull the covers over my head and bury myself in my couch. Take the hint, please." | |
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"Look, I get that you've got something making you insane. Just do it away from me and my couch." | |
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"Hey, you, yeah you. You're dropping...flakes...of something on my couch." | |
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"Designer couches? Where have you been my whole life?!" | |
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"Dark Age couch went out of style over a thousand years ago. No, I'm not going to use your moldy pillow. Also, that's a cushion. They're totally different." | |
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"Is that a gold couch? And silk pillows? You are the best!" | |
