Template:Mikey/Facts

Age: 18
Height: 5'4"
Weight: approx 100
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Mouse Brown
Demeanor: Thrill Seeker
Nature: Survivor
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NOTEWORTHY EFFECTS

Kinfolk
Pure Breed ● Fianna
Lockpicking● ● ● ●
Pick pocket● ● ● ●
Forgery● ● ● ●
Contacts ● ● ● ●
Fast talking ● ● ● ●

Life on the street is a bitch. You think you're tough? You ain't shit. I don't want to hear your bullshit sob stories about how tough your life is. How much work sucks, how much it blows that what's-her-tits left you and all that shit. You think you know what rough is? Try living on the streets since you were a kid. Growing up bouncing from foster home to foster home, having to dodge juvie sentences for all the people you fucked up, because they were trying to fuck you up. Yeah, that's right. I was a hardcore badass even before I had pubes. You got a problem with that, motherfucker? I've cut so many fools they should call me Ginsu. My dick gets frequent flyer miles with pussy. That's the way my life is. I hurt people man, and I don't put up with any bullshit. I'm the guy that humps 'em and dumps 'em. Hell, I probably fucked your mom. You know your mom? Yeah, I do. She does this thing with her tongue that could make a rabbi eat pork. But don't think that just because I bang so many chicks that I don't keep my pimp hand strong. What's that? Yeah. You better run along. Run along before you get hurt.