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'''OOC NEWS''' I'm very sorry for the unexpected absence. My (now) ex's dog chewed through my laptop power cord. I miss you guys though! And as I'm struggling to find a way to connect through my phone, it might be a while till I get back. Other irl issues haven't hurried along the fix, but hopefully within the month ill be up an running again. Till then, take care CoH!
 
  
 
 
Ladies, Gents! Find a seat. Stick around! You'll find the doors have been locked, the windows barred. This is only for your own good. Now, in a moment we'll have our stewards come around and ask for your straight-jacket sizes, if you know it. If not, they'll be happy to assist you in finding out yours. Now once everyone's in the appropriate attire, we can begin!
 
  
  
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"'''Fuck''' You."  
 
"'''Fuck''' You."  
  
"Ah. You're obviously aware of your anger issues, Miss McCallister. I hope you find your bindings comfortable? Now, pending this evaluation and your release...Pending...You realise you stand charged with multiple criminal offenses?"  
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"Temper, Miss McCallister. I hope you find your bindings comfortable? Now, pending this evaluation and your release...Pending...You realise you stand charged with multiple criminal offenses?"  
  
 
"Y'ain't caught me doin' shit."
 
"Y'ain't caught me doin' shit."
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"Oh '''That''' is where you're wrong, dear. Five counts of Arson-"
 
"Oh '''That''' is where you're wrong, dear. Five counts of Arson-"
  
"Five? I only set one-"
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"Five? I set-"
  
"Let me finish, miss. Yes, five. Four counts of indecent exposure."
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"Let me finish, miss. Yes, five. Two counts of indecent exposure."
  
 
"Heheh."
 
"Heheh."
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"Two counts of resisting arrest."
 
"Two counts of resisting arrest."
  
"Ya fuckin' caught me the second time, that one shouldn't count."
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"Well ya fuckin' caught me the second time, it shouldn't count."
  
 
"'''Please''' Miss, let me finish. One count of public drunkenness-" "I wasn't '''That''' drunk!" "'''And''' assault and battery on a police officer."
 
"'''Please''' Miss, let me finish. One count of public drunkenness-" "I wasn't '''That''' drunk!" "'''And''' assault and battery on a police officer."
  
  
"...He hit me first."
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"He hit me first."

Revision as of 21:27, 24 October 2012


"Now, Patient 357. Shelby, is it? You know why you're in here?"

"Fuck You."

"Temper, Miss McCallister. I hope you find your bindings comfortable? Now, pending this evaluation and your release...Pending...You realise you stand charged with multiple criminal offenses?"

"Y'ain't caught me doin' shit."

"Oh That is where you're wrong, dear. Five counts of Arson-"

"Five? I set-"

"Let me finish, miss. Yes, five. Two counts of indecent exposure."

"Heheh."

"Two counts of resisting arrest."

"Well ya fuckin' caught me the second time, it shouldn't count."

"Please Miss, let me finish. One count of public drunkenness-" "I wasn't That drunk!" "And assault and battery on a police officer."


"He hit me first."