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Ladies, Gents! Find a seat. Stick around! You'll find the doors have been locked, the windows barred. This is only for your own good. Now, in a moment we'll have our stewards come around and ask for your straight-jacket sizes, if you know it. If not, they'll be happy to assist you in finding out yours. Now once everyone's in the appropriate attire, we can begin!
 
  
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"Now, Patient 357. Shelby, is it? You know why you're in here?"
 
  
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"'''Fuck''' You"
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''"Low profile! Do you understand the meaning of the words low profile? Let me tell you what low profile is NOT. It is NOT taking hostages. It is NOT shooting cops. It is NOT setting fire to a building!"''
  
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"Ah. You're obviously aware of your anger issues, Miss McCallister. I hope you find your bindings comfortable? Now, pending this evaluation and your release...Pending...You realise you stand charged with multiple criminal offenses?"  
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''"Bitch, bitch, bitch..."''
  
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"Y'ain't caught me doin' shit."
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-Dusk till Dawn
  
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"Oh '''That''' is where you're wrong, dear. Five counts of Arson-"
 
  
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"Five? I only set one-"
 
  
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"Let me finish, miss. Yes, five. Four counts of indecent exposure."
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''"We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented. It's as simple as that."''
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"Heheh."
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"Two counts of resisting arrest."
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-The Truman Show
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"Ya fuckin' caught me the second time, that one shouldn't count."
 
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"'''Please''' Miss, let me finish. One count of public drunkenness-" "I wasn't '''That''' drunk!" "'''And''' assault and battery on a police officer."
 
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"...He hit me first."
 

Latest revision as of 14:13, 5 December 2014

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"Low profile! Do you understand the meaning of the words low profile? Let me tell you what low profile is NOT. It is NOT taking hostages. It is NOT shooting cops. It is NOT setting fire to a building!"

"Bitch, bitch, bitch..."

-Dusk till Dawn


"We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented. It's as simple as that."

-The Truman Show

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