Russell/Stereotypes

"I loved the old Howling movies. "Um...I read Shakespeare once...does that count?" "I know everyone says to be afraid of them and don't go anywhere near them but I have to admit that I'm curious. What would it be like to have coffee with a fallen angel?" "I'm a big fan of history - I can't say that I wouldn't want to talk to someone who's lived through it." "The Traditions are an interesting mixture of people - rather like one big dysfunctional family." "Whenever you see an Agent - you do what everyone else does; run away." "I just don't get their need to break things." "Bruce Lee Roy was awesome - but is that magic?." "Ya'll throw some great parties but understanding the universe is not going to come from playing a Doors over and over again while sucking down the last of a bong of Meigs County Gold" "I've only met one of you and you talked for three hours about a tree. Ugh." "Ya'll are a bunch of creepy folks. I mean...I get where you're coming from. Some people just need killin but...yeah. How about we agree never to date?" "I had an ex like that. Ya'll do some interesting stuff. We should totally hang." "Is it true that ya'll can make me a lightsaber?" "Hey - it's cool. I've seen practical magic like 13 times. Ya'll can cook."