Difference between revisions of "Moneta/Stereotypes"

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Mages and Sleepers
	When you've been at the bottom it's hard to look down on people.
	Glad to be a part of this, but I have a lot still to learn.
	Orwell, eat your heart out.
	So. You want to destroy... EVERYTHING. Riiiiight. Twisted crullers.
	I may always have been part of a Hermetic family, but awakening alone gives you a certain respect for those who have no support.
	Every Batman needs an Alfred, right?
The Houses of Hermes
	I bet they're cute boring old dudes who haven't invented a new rote since the Bonisagus shield.
	Hi, you don't fit neatly into a category, you go HERE!
	Kabooom! FWOOOSH! Vnnnnnn... Oh, no wait, that last one was House Jedi.
	Fame, Fortune, Beautiful lovers... well, best two out of three? I promise not to count the cards.
	Mmmmm. Bacon.

The Houses of Hermes
	Crash course! How did I end up friends with TWO?
	Team, guy who hits girly werewolf dude with a truck!
	So is this Casper, Ghost, or The Ring?
	Did you just eat a LIGHT BULB? The 'not very bright' joke would be passe wouldn't it?
	I'm on the HIIIIIGHWAY to HELL! Na nana na na!
	Androgynous guys with magic potions... is this a Yaoi Hentai?
	Dude, get out of my face!!
	Truth is stranger than fiction.

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+| Crash course! How did I end up friends with TWO?
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+| Team, guy who hits girly werewolf dude with a truck!
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+| nowrap style="text-align: center; vertical-align: top;" | [[File:Wraith.png|40px|alt=Wraith|Wraith]]
+| So is this Casper, Ghost, or The Ring?
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+| nowrap style="text-align: center; vertical-align: top;" | [[File:Changeling.png|40px|alt=Changeling|Changeling]]
+| Did you just eat a LIGHT BULB? The 'not very bright' joke would be passe wouldn't it?
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+| nowrap style="text-align: center; vertical-align: top;" | [[File:Demonlogo.png|40px|alt=Demon|Demon]]
+| I'm on the HIIIIIGHWAY to HELL! Na nana na na!
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+| nowrap style="text-align: center; vertical-align: top;" | [[File:LogoHouseShaea.png|40px|alt=Solificati|Solificati]]
+| Androgynous guys with magic potions... is this a Yaoi Hentai?
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+| nowrap style="text-align: center; vertical-align: top;" | [[File:LogoHouseTytalus.png|40px|alt=Tytalus|Tytalus]]
+| Dude, get out of my face!!
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+| nowrap style="text-align: center; vertical-align: top;" | [[File:LogoHouseVerditius.png|40px|alt=Verditus|Verditus]]
+| Truth is stranger than fiction.
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