Douglas/Stereotypes

The Union and Others "There is no greater machine then the human body." "Without some sense of freedom we cannot grow." "Yes, you're invaluable. May I please have my funding now?" "We unlock the fullest possibility of the Human Being." "Look up as much as you'd like. You should be looking -in-." "You spread like cancer, so need to be cut out the same way. Fuck you." "REQUESTING BACK-UP! REQUESTING BACK-UP! AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH-" "Observe. Many of these are exterminating themselves. Such FASCINATING physiology, though."

The Traditions "There -is- scientific proof of certain forms of meditation aiding the body. I'd ask one about it, but they always want to Kung Fu me." "I actually believe in God. We're just picking up where he left off." "I hear these can be fun folks, but...come on...you're -ruining- yourselves." "I just...what?." "LIFE. LIFE IS THE GOAL YOU SOCIOPATH. NOT DEATH." "Yer a wizard 'arry! I know, overused. Sorry, not sorry." "Trust me, I understand the frustration the Union brings sometimes, but how can you call this Science?" "Rebellious children. As said above, I get frustration with the Union, but grow the fuck up."