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You have two cows. Drunk drivers accidentally squash your cows with a minivan, so you take them apart for spares and build frankencow. Then some idiot says frankencow is unnatural and cuts you up, but that's okay so long as they don't realise what you did with the drunk drivers...
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Let me make this ''abundantly'' clear. The world hates us, and I hate it. Fuck the seelie court, they're just gonna watch us die whilst posing tragically against the sunset. Fuck the unseelie, they've sold out and aren't putting up enough of a fight. Fuck the prodigals, banality got to them and they sure as hell aren't helping us. Fuck the humans, it's their fault we're in this mess. Fuck the world in general for doing this to us, and fuck you personally, if you aren't fighting back.  
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That's a whole lot of fuck, right? But you know who I mostly blame? Not the Sidhe, although this ''is'' their fault and I'd make them suffer like we did when the shattering hit if I could. But the Sidhe were just following orders. No, I blame the Tuatha de Danann for setting this whole mess up in the first place. What, you think this all worked out so well? You want to just sit back and be romantically drowned under the weight of disbelief?
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This isn't a popular thing to say, but you know who wouldn't have let this happen? The Fomorians. No shit, really. And, I'll tell you something else, they're already coming back, and they're gonna make us all suffer for what ''we'' let happen to ''their'' world. Well, not me. I'm siding with the winners this time.

Latest revision as of 18:05, 3 December 2015

Let me make this abundantly clear. The world hates us, and I hate it. Fuck the seelie court, they're just gonna watch us die whilst posing tragically against the sunset. Fuck the unseelie, they've sold out and aren't putting up enough of a fight. Fuck the prodigals, banality got to them and they sure as hell aren't helping us. Fuck the humans, it's their fault we're in this mess. Fuck the world in general for doing this to us, and fuck you personally, if you aren't fighting back.

That's a whole lot of fuck, right? But you know who I mostly blame? Not the Sidhe, although this is their fault and I'd make them suffer like we did when the shattering hit if I could. But the Sidhe were just following orders. No, I blame the Tuatha de Danann for setting this whole mess up in the first place. What, you think this all worked out so well? You want to just sit back and be romantically drowned under the weight of disbelief?

This isn't a popular thing to say, but you know who wouldn't have let this happen? The Fomorians. No shit, really. And, I'll tell you something else, they're already coming back, and they're gonna make us all suffer for what we let happen to their world. Well, not me. I'm siding with the winners this time.