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| <font color=#000000>December 4, 1980</font>
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| <font color=#eb8c34 >20-something?</font>
 
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| class="left" | <font color=#eb8c34 style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">'''Occupation:'''
 
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| <font color=#000000>OB/GYN</font>
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| <font color=#eb8c34 >Unclear</font>
 
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| class="left" |<font color=#eb8c34 style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond"> '''Nationality:'''
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| <font color=#eb8c34 >Short</font>
 
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| class="left" | <font color=#eb8c34 style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">'''Ethnicity:'''
 
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| <font color=#eb8c34 >Chinese</font>
 
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| <font color=#eb8c34 >REDACTED</font>
 
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| style="text-align: left" | <font color=#000044>Appearance</font>
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<font color=#556f7b style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''Medical Professional:'''</font><font color=#000000> Her entire family is pretty solidly entrenched in the medical profession. Both of her brothers are medical doctors, as are her parents. Her grandparents, though all dead at this point, were all doctors or nurses as well. Jeanette NOT going to medical school was thus entirely out of the question. By now, she and her brothers have taken over the family clinic, with Jeanette specializing in obstetrics and gynaecology. She takes her job very seriously, and is generally well-liked within the community.</font>
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<font color=#eb8c34 style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''Mess with the honk...:'''</font><font color=#eb8c34> She's from Hong Kong, supposedly. She definitely speaks much better English than most mainlander Chinese, but she sure doesn't sound like she's from around here.</font>
  
  
<font color=#556f7b style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''Solipsism:'''</font><font color=#000000> Saying that Jeanette is not quite entirely sane would be putting things mildly. She might not necessarily show any obvious outward signs of it anymore, but in her mind she is utterly convinced that nothing is real. NOTHING. The people around her are not real people. The ground she stands on is not real. Her own body isn't real. Absolutely EVERYTHING is in her mind, none of it really exists. As a result, she doesn't feel that she needs to feel responsible for her actions, even truly horrible ones - because she's convinced none of it is actually happening. Still, sitting around doing nothing gets boring fast, so she usually plays along with the 'delusion'...</font>
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<font color=#eb8c34 style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''...you get the bonk:'''</font><font color=#eb8c34> Peace with Reality Deviants was never an option. If the universe decides someone's continued existence is detrimental to the grand scheme of things, well, that's where she comes in. Allegedly. If she even exists. She probably doesn't. </font>
  
  
<font color=#556f7b style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''Xenomorph Queen:'''</font><font color=#000000> Though outwardly normal, the 'good doctor' has in fact been transformed into a Fomor. She is in essence a humanoid version of the Queens from the various 'Alien' movies - stabby tail, near-impervious black chitin, incredibly potent acid for blood, sticky webbing for binding people with, you name it. Luckily (for her, at least), she is quite capable of hiding all this, appearing perfectly human when she wants to. Her reproductive system has been drastically altered too, although unlike her movie counterparts she eschews the facehugger thing and injects her eggs directly into humanoid women - usually about a half-dozen eggs per victim. What follows is a seemingly normal pregnancy (albeit a pretty massive one), but make no mistake - those babies are NOT human, but fomori.</font>
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<font color=#eb8c34 style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''Probably not actually a goose:'''</font><font color=#eb8c34> She's only METAPHORICALLY a horrible goose. She is very much people-shaped. Or would be, if she existed.</font>
  
  
<font color=#556f7b style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''For Science!:'''</font><font color=#000000> With the help of generous funding and assistance from Magadon, what started out as a small-scale operation has grown into so much more. Somewhere, in a no doubt well-guarded lab, numerous women are kept locked up, used as incubators for a new generation of Xenomorph-like Fomori. Current figures estimate an output of roughly 300 fomori per year. Obviously, most of the 'incubators' aren't exactly there of their own free will...</font>
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<font color=#eb8c34 style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''Who were we talking about again?:'''</font><font color=#eb8c34> Mortals - and anyone else who's not immune to the Delirium for whatever reason (see +rules The Delirium) simply cannot remember her. As soon as she's no longer in their presence, they forget everything about her. Supers (and animals) remember her just fine, though. But animals don't talk, and supernatural things aren't real.</font>
  
 
<font color=#556f7b style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''Cultists Accepted:'''</font><font color=#000000> ...but perhaps more disturbingly, some actually ARE volunteers, and eager ones at that. The cult is growing, too...</font>
 
  
 
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<center>'''Delusions'''</center></font>
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<center>'''Intel'''</center></font>
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<font color=#000044 style="font-size: 16pt;font-family: Segoe Script">'''Test Subjects'''</font>
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<font color=#eb8c34 style="font-size: 16pt;font-family: Segoe Script">'''Data Classifications'''</font>
  
[[File:Vampire.png|40px|alt=Vampire|Vampire]]<font color=#556f7b style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''Cainites'''</font>  <font color=#000000>"An interesting distraction, but unsuitable for my line of research. They seem best left to their own devices."</font>
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[[File:Technos.png|40px|alt=Technocrats|The Technocracy]]<font color=#eb8c34 style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''The Technocratic Union'''</font>  <font color=#eb8c34>"Mostly in line. Mostly."</font>
  
[[File:Mortal.png|40px|alt=Mortal|Humans]]<font color=#556f7b style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''Humans'''</font>  <font color=#000000>"Plentiful and diverse. Easily captured and controlled; excellent incubators."</font>
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[[File:Marauder.png|40px|alt=Marauder|Reality Deviants]]<font color=#eb8c34 style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''Reality Deviants'''</font>  <font color=#eb8c34>"Whoops, you're dead! How did THAT happen?"</font>
  
[[File:Fomori.png|40px|alt=fomori|Fomori]]<font color=#556f7b style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''Fomori'''</font>  <font color=#000000> "A fascinating next step of human evolution. Occasionally unstable, but still useful as fodder. Now, the more intelligent ones, on the other hand... they are the future."</font>
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[[File:Hunter.png|40px|alt=hunters|Hunters]]<font color=#eb8c34 style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''Hunters'''</font>  <font color=#eb8c34> "I can't be everywhere at once. Sometimes the universal delete function has to delegate."</font>
  
[[File:Werewolf.png|40px|alt=rou|Garou]]<font color=#556f7b style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''Garou'''</font><font color=#000000>  "Dangerous. They might have their uses, though. I will have to run some tests."</font>
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[[File:Mortal.png|40px|alt=mortals|Mortals]]<font color=#eb8c34 style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''The Masses'''</font><font color=#eb8c34>  "Speed bumps."</font>
  
  
  
<font color=#000044 style="font-size: 16pt;font-family: Segoe Script">'''Figments of my Imagination'''</font>
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<font color=#eb8c34 style="font-size: 16pt;font-family: Segoe Script">'''Case Files'''</font>
  
<font color=#556f7b style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''[[Leonard Westen|Leo]]: '''</font><font color=#000000>"Proper funding: check."</font>
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<font color=#eb8c34 style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''Link: '''</font><font color=#000000>text</font>
  
<font color=#556f7b style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''[[Alicia Williams|Alicia]]: '''</font><font color=#000000>"Competent help: check."</font>
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<font color=#eb8c34 style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''Link: '''</font><font color=#000000>text"</font>
  
<font color=#556f7b style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''[[User:Chrissy|M]]: '''</font><font color=#000000>"Divine intervention: check."</font>
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<font color=#eb8c34 style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''Link: '''</font><font color=#000000>text</font>
  
  
  
<font color=#000044 style="font-size: 16pt;font-family: Segoe Script">'''Endomusia'''</font>
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<font color=#eb8c34 style="font-size: 16pt;font-family: Segoe Script">'''Auditory Reference Data'''</font>
  
<font color=#556f7b style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''James Horner: [http://youtu.be/HsvJTTlFJt4 'Medlab'] '''</font><font color=#000000>"A pleasant, relaxed atmosphere is crucial to being able to conduct proper science."</font>
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<font color=#eb8c34 style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''Lizzo: [https://youtu.be/lpqpStBIY7U 'Juice'] '''</font><font color=#eb8c34>"No idea what happened here. It was probably a goose."</font>
  
<font color=#556f7b style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''Akira Yamaoka: [http://youtu.be/w2cK8mOG4Q8 Silent Hill Opening Theme] '''</font><font color=#000000>"Pristine white walls, friendly nurses, smiles all around... there is nothing wrong here. Nothing wrong at all."</font>
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<font color=#eb8c34 style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''The Megas: [https://youtu.be/pB2GTUfZtUM Yours Truly, 2095] '''</font><font color=#eb8c34>text</font>
  
<font color=#556f7b style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''Weird Al Yankovic: [http://youtu.be/KThlYHfIVa8 Everything You Know Is Wrong]'''</font><font color=#000000>"Vampires aren't real. Werewolves aren't real. Humans aren't real. You're not real. Nothing is real... so no, I do not conduct 'unethical experiments' on 'real people'. There ARE no real people."</font>
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<font color=#eb8c34 style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''Ken Ashcorp: [https://youtu.be/OK2yqm-ofGA Not One Less]'''</font><font color=#eb8c34>text</font>
  
<font color=#556f7b style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''Portal OST: [http://youtu.be/Y6ljFaKRTrI 'Still Alive'] '''</font><font color=#000000>"What we do is necessary... but enjoyable. Ahh, science..."</font>
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<font color=#eb8c34 style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''Carly Rae Jepsen + Rammstein: [https://youtu.be/TcJbc0AIBZg 'Du Hast Me Maybe'] '''</font><font color=#eb8c34>text</font>
  
<font color=#556f7b style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''melody: [http://youtu.be/mSr5IkfCHeA 'Elegy of the Solipsist'] '''</font><font color=#000000>"I suppose, accordingly, that all the things which I see are false (fictitious); I believe that none of those objects which my fallacious      memory represents ever existed; I suppose that I possess no senses; I believe that body, figure, extension, motion, and place are merely fictions of my mind. What ''is'' there, then, that can be esteemed true? Perhaps this only, that there '''is''' absolutely nothing certain."</font>
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<font color=#eb8c34 style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''RichaadEB ft Cristina Vee: [https://youtu.be/9Xz4NV0zsbY 'Bad Apple!!'] '''</font><font color=#eb8c34>text</font>
  
<font color=#556f7b style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''Marilyn Manson: [https://youtu.be/QUvVdTlA23w 'Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)'] '''</font><font color=#000000>"Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to get used by you. Some of them want to abuse you. Some of them want to be abused..."</font>
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<font color=#eb8c34 style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''Miracle of Sound: [https://youtu.be/e8WK2H8-VoU 'Digital Shadow'] '''</font><font color=#eb8c34>Text</font>
  
<font color=#556f7b style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''Kill la Kill OST: [https://youtu.be/x7wryLYBzZg 'Blumenkranz'] '''</font><font color=#000000>"Grow strong, my precious children."</font>
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<font color=#eb8c34 style="font-variant: small-caps; font-size: 12pt;font-family: Garamond">&diams; '''John Tartaglia: [https://youtu.be/tLlLaJlk56k 'My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada'] '''</font><font color=#eb8c34>Probably doesn't actually exist. It's not as if anybody seems to remember ever meeting her.</font>
  
 
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Lisa Zhao
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Apparent Age: 20-something?
Occupation: Unclear
Height: Short
Ethnicity: Chinese
Demeanor: Investigator
Nature: REDACTED
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Mess with the honk...: She's from Hong Kong, supposedly. She definitely speaks much better English than most mainlander Chinese, but she sure doesn't sound like she's from around here.


...you get the bonk: Peace with Reality Deviants was never an option. If the universe decides someone's continued existence is detrimental to the grand scheme of things, well, that's where she comes in. Allegedly. If she even exists. She probably doesn't.


Probably not actually a goose: She's only METAPHORICALLY a horrible goose. She is very much people-shaped. Or would be, if she existed.


Who were we talking about again?: Mortals - and anyone else who's not immune to the Delirium for whatever reason (see +rules The Delirium) simply cannot remember her. As soon as she's no longer in their presence, they forget everything about her. Supers (and animals) remember her just fine, though. But animals don't talk, and supernatural things aren't real.




Intel


Data Classifications

TechnocratsThe Technocratic Union "Mostly in line. Mostly."

MarauderReality Deviants "Whoops, you're dead! How did THAT happen?"

huntersHunters "I can't be everywhere at once. Sometimes the universal delete function has to delegate."

mortalsThe Masses "Speed bumps."


Case Files

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Auditory Reference Data

Lizzo: 'Juice' "No idea what happened here. It was probably a goose."

The Megas: Yours Truly, 2095 text

Ken Ashcorp: Not One Lesstext

Carly Rae Jepsen + Rammstein: 'Du Hast Me Maybe' text

RichaadEB ft Cristina Vee: 'Bad Apple!!' text

Miracle of Sound: 'Digital Shadow' Text

John Tartaglia: 'My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada' Probably doesn't actually exist. It's not as if anybody seems to remember ever meeting her.


Gallery


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