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| "This one's my favorite! Seriously. All those mythical beasts: pegasi, dragons, Bigfoot, Nessie, and about a hundred other types I haven't mentioned, the possibilities are endless! And then you've got this rumor that faeries secretly inspire the world's artists. I love it, my readers love it, what's not to like?" | | "This one's my favorite! Seriously. All those mythical beasts: pegasi, dragons, Bigfoot, Nessie, and about a hundred other types I haven't mentioned, the possibilities are endless! And then you've got this rumor that faeries secretly inspire the world's artists. I love it, my readers love it, what's not to like?" | ||
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| − | | "Okay, no. Just, no. | + | | "Okay, no. Just, no. Primetime TV has destroyed every bit of credibility ghost stories used to have, and the mummy trope is boring after the seventieth Hollywood iteration. Seriously. Get me a unique angle or I am not interested." |
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| − | + | | "But remember folks. None of this is conclusive evidence of anything. Keep an open mind, but PLEASE do not go driving a wooden stake into your neighbor's heart just because she's all gothy and dressed like Dracula's bride! I am not responsible for any crimes you commit based on my stories, and if I catch wind of you planning to off somebody? Just because you think they ain't human? I'm reporting you to the authorities myself." | |
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"Natural enemies, like the United States and Russia. Even on a slow month this is always good to fill column space with." | |
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"Bit of an interesting pair. On the one hand, you have these spellcasters who pull off incredible feats; on the other, fallen angels looking to make a pact with them in exchange for a terrible price. Not gonna lie, I get goosebumps whenever I write about these guys - the inevitable Faustian dilemmas are absolutely gripping." | |
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"This one's my favorite! Seriously. All those mythical beasts: pegasi, dragons, Bigfoot, Nessie, and about a hundred other types I haven't mentioned, the possibilities are endless! And then you've got this rumor that faeries secretly inspire the world's artists. I love it, my readers love it, what's not to like?" | |
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"Okay, no. Just, no. Primetime TV has destroyed every bit of credibility ghost stories used to have, and the mummy trope is boring after the seventieth Hollywood iteration. Seriously. Get me a unique angle or I am not interested." | |
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"But remember folks. None of this is conclusive evidence of anything. Keep an open mind, but PLEASE do not go driving a wooden stake into your neighbor's heart just because she's all gothy and dressed like Dracula's bride! I am not responsible for any crimes you commit based on my stories, and if I catch wind of you planning to off somebody? Just because you think they ain't human? I'm reporting you to the authorities myself." | |
