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− | | "This one's my favorite! Seriously. All those mythical beasts: pegasi, dragons, Bigfoot, Nessie, and about a hundred other types I' | + | | "This one's my favorite! Seriously. All those mythical beasts: pegasi, dragons, Bigfoot, Nessie, and about a hundred other types I haven't mentioned, the possibilities are endless! And then you've got this rumor that faeries secretly inspire the world's artists. I love it, my readers love it, what's not to like?" |
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− | | " | + | | "Okay, no. Just, no. Primetime TV has destroyed every bit of credibility ghost stories used to have, and the mummy trope is boring after the seventieth Hollywood iteration. Seriously. Get me a unique angle or I am not interested." |
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− | | " | + | | "But remember folks. None of this is conclusive evidence of anything. Keep an open mind, but PLEASE do not go driving a wooden stake into your neighbor's heart just because she's all gothy and dressed like Dracula's bride! I am not responsible for any crimes you commit based on my stories, and if I catch wind of you planning to off somebody? Just because you think they ain't human? I'm reporting you to the authorities myself." |
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