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        Zack is one of the rich and useless, famous for no discernable reason (he doesn't even have a sex tape), just another train wreck of a partyboy with more money than sense. A couple years ago, he was the sole survivor among what can only be described as a whole boat of Darwin Award members, idiot kids who thought that the ocean and the weather would care who they were. The boat went down. Everyone drowned. But they managed to bring Zack back.
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        He hasn't handled the trauma well, but the burnout has been epic. Instead of the usual drug and tear filled celebrity breakdown, he's gone out like a roman candle. There's a great picture still floating around the internet of him cavorting around on a narrow ledge on the 70th story of the U.S. Bank Tower in LA, bottle of vodka in hand, and several heavily viewed YouTube videos of him pulling parkour stunts that were closer to suicide attempts, and really should have put him in the hospital. But maybe the Devil takes care of his own.
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Zack is one of the rich and useless, just another train wreck of a partyboy with more money than sense. A few years ago, he was the sole survivor of a boating accident full of Darwin Award members, and while he hasn't handled the trauma of seeing all of his friends drown very well, the burnout has been epic. No weepy celebrity breakdowns for him -- no, he's gone out like a roman candle.
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It started with YouTube videos of him cavorting drunkenly on the ledges of skyscrapers and pulling parkour stunts that might better be described as suicide attempts, as well as the occasional tabloid story of his epic breakups with B-list stars. Then, on accident, he ended up on an episode of 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians', and his gleeful, effortless mockery of some of the principle characters went viral. Since then, he's turned up on most of the celebrity reality shows, although never on purpose, and he's become a sort of unlikely hero for those who love to hate celebrity culture, as well as anyone who's wanted to see certain bratty famous kids brought down a peg. The irony is that every time one of these shows can manage to get him on camera, their ratings spike, so whether he likes it or not, Zack's reality show career isn't ending any time soon.

Latest revision as of 18:37, 6 March 2016

Zack is one of the rich and useless, just another train wreck of a partyboy with more money than sense. A few years ago, he was the sole survivor of a boating accident full of Darwin Award members, and while he hasn't handled the trauma of seeing all of his friends drown very well, the burnout has been epic. No weepy celebrity breakdowns for him -- no, he's gone out like a roman candle.

It started with YouTube videos of him cavorting drunkenly on the ledges of skyscrapers and pulling parkour stunts that might better be described as suicide attempts, as well as the occasional tabloid story of his epic breakups with B-list stars. Then, on accident, he ended up on an episode of 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians', and his gleeful, effortless mockery of some of the principle characters went viral. Since then, he's turned up on most of the celebrity reality shows, although never on purpose, and he's become a sort of unlikely hero for those who love to hate celebrity culture, as well as anyone who's wanted to see certain bratty famous kids brought down a peg. The irony is that every time one of these shows can manage to get him on camera, their ratings spike, so whether he likes it or not, Zack's reality show career isn't ending any time soon.