Vertigo/Stereotypes

Technocracy:	O.M.F.G. stop crying. We left you because you sucked. We're not coming back. Stop chasing us around you're only making yourselves look stupid.
Orphans:	Going out there on your own isn't easy. Gotta judge them on their own worth.
Sons of Ether:	There are two kinds of Etherites: Mad Scientist and Space Redneck.
Order of Hermes:	You guys seem to have more drama than a daytime soap opera but think you're living in Harry Potter. At least you know how to math.
Euthanatos:	Taking goth to the next level. Well, the last level.
Akashic Brotherhood:	Teach me how to kick people in the face!
Celestial Chorus:	They are right, we need to work together. But...don't drink the Kool Aid they offer you.
Verbena:	I get it, you're vegan. Enough about it. I'm still eating this burger.
Cult of Exstasy:	I recently learned that these guys do more than get high and fuck each other. -20 cool points.
Dreamspeakers:	Kind of like us before computers existed. And electricity. They are somewhere around the invention of the stick.
Virtual Adepts:	What can I say? We're the best. Well, some of us are. It's a meritocracy.
Other Shit:	I don't have time to give a shit about what weird ass monsters and shit do in the woods.