Tariq/Disclaimer

This message does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of The Company, its employees, its friends, its groupies, or its acquaintances; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything; all rights reserved; terms are subject to change without notice; illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental; do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle; your mileage may vary; no substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; message is provided "as is" without any warranties; reader assumes full responsibility; read at your own risk; parental advisory - explicit lyrics; text may contain explicit materials some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised; keep away from sunlight; keep away from pets and small children; limit one-per-family please; no money down; no purchase necessary; you need not be present to win; instructions are included; action figures sold separately; no preservatives added; slippery when wet; safety goggles may be required during use; avoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid inhaling fumes; do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit; do not place near a flammable or magnetic source; no salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added; offer valid only at participating sites; slightly higher west of the Rockies; allow four to six weeks for delivery; disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized reading, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.); other restrictions may apply; void where prohibited; some assembly required.